Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote Rules
- The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going “meep, meep.”
- No outside force can harm the Coyote — only his own ineptitude or the failure of Acme products. Trains and trucks were the exception from time to time.
- The Coyote could stop anytime — if he were not a fanatic.
- No dialogue ever, except “meep, meep” and yowling in pain.
- The Road Runner must stay on the road — for no other reason than that he’s a roadrunner.
- All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters — the southwest American desert.
- All tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.
- Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote’s greatest enemy.
- The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.
- The audience’s sympathy must remain with the Coyote.
- The Coyote is not allowed to catch or eat the Road Runner.
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a pansexual pop group called All Directions
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a gay pop group called Backstreet Boys
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MAN: Agi & Sam. London, 16/06/12
Sorting the men from the boys, Agi & Sam ran away to Hawaii, and didn’t look back. Full report here.
want those pants
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This literally made me lol.
The fuck?
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